TheCrimsonStar
Tech Monkey
With the added bonus that you can blame someone else, like the guy driving the quad. "What a tool, eh!... Maniac I say!... You alright?"
Tired of your friends? They always make you the medic? Want a vacation? Co-op has exhausted you? In this simple 3 page manual we teach you how to lob a tank at them and blame the enemy! Have the last laugh. Be your own angel of justice! For $5.99. If you order now we'll gift you with this nerve-sensor microphone autoswitch so your laughs won't be heard by your dead buddies!
-- From TKC Team. Where your dreams... can pretty much go as high as you want and cover the whole map
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