Yes, no joke... such a thing does exist.
http://gizmodo.com/5520112/come-ins...-a-slow-comfortable-screw-up-against-the-wall
http://gizmodo.com/5520112/come-ins...-a-slow-comfortable-screw-up-against-the-wall
How about a trip to the rectum bar?
- Thread starter Rob Williams
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Careful, or you'll become the butt of all jokes!
I know, I know. Just something in me that made me say it...
reminds me of a joke i read. hehe
A man is cruising along a country road when he is pulled over by a cop who was lurking just after a bridge.
The man pulls over to the side of the road cursing.
"Whats the hurry?" the cop asks smugly.
"I've got a work emergency" the man replies. "i'm in a big hurry."
"Oh ya?" says the cop. "What exactly do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher" he replies.
"A rectum stretcher??" the cop asks suspiciously. "What the hell is that?"
"Well" explains the man, "I take a patient and put a small stretching device in his rectum and leave it there for three weeks.
Then i take it out and put in a larger stretching device, which i again leave in for three weeks.
I do this four times, until finally I put in the largest stretching device I have, and leave it in until the patient has a six-foot asshole"
"What the hell do you do with a six-foot asshole?" the cop asks.
"Well, usually they put them at the end of a bridge with a radar gun"
A man is cruising along a country road when he is pulled over by a cop who was lurking just after a bridge.
The man pulls over to the side of the road cursing.
"Whats the hurry?" the cop asks smugly.
"I've got a work emergency" the man replies. "i'm in a big hurry."
"Oh ya?" says the cop. "What exactly do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher" he replies.
"A rectum stretcher??" the cop asks suspiciously. "What the hell is that?"
"Well" explains the man, "I take a patient and put a small stretching device in his rectum and leave it there for three weeks.
Then i take it out and put in a larger stretching device, which i again leave in for three weeks.
I do this four times, until finally I put in the largest stretching device I have, and leave it in until the patient has a six-foot asshole"
"What the hell do you do with a six-foot asshole?" the cop asks.
"Well, usually they put them at the end of a bridge with a radar gun"
I hear their prices are assinine.
saintbodhisatva
Obliviot
wow, there are even some polyps in the details!
