How about a trip to the rectum bar?


reminds me of a joke i read. hehe

A man is cruising along a country road when he is pulled over by a cop who was lurking just after a bridge.
The man pulls over to the side of the road cursing.

"Whats the hurry?" the cop asks smugly.

"I've got a work emergency" the man replies. "i'm in a big hurry."

"Oh ya?" says the cop. "What exactly do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher" he replies.

"A rectum stretcher??" the cop asks suspiciously. "What the hell is that?"

"Well" explains the man, "I take a patient and put a small stretching device in his rectum and leave it there for three weeks.
Then i take it out and put in a larger stretching device, which i again leave in for three weeks.
I do this four times, until finally I put in the largest stretching device I have, and leave it in until the patient has a six-foot asshole"

"What the hell do you do with a six-foot asshole?" the cop asks.

"Well, usually they put them at the end of a bridge with a radar gun"


the attention to detail with the (pimple like zit) bumps around the sphincter area,such an anal artist:rolleyes: