Got dirty balls?

madstork91

The One, The Only...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqqk87W4tic
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This technically belongs in a technology related section of the forums... But I am not sure what section this amazing new technology belongs in.

Best "info-mercial" ever.
 

Tharic-Nar

Senior Editor
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Funny you mention that... anyone seen this REAL ad flying around... see men get Powerballs to play with, women get these...

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And if you really need it spelling out to you...

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madstork91

The One, The Only...
The truly sad thing about all of this is that the actual science behind how it improves and builds muscle is true. Every time it reaches the end and changes direction your muscle has to fire off to counter act the inertia. So every time that thing moves, your muscles are doing a rep.

Its just so sad that the most practical design also happens to be in the same position of performing a sexual act on a male reproductive organ. (I kept that as clean as I could.)

If I could get this in mini size at a single kg for each hand I would. (LMAO your dirty mind just thought of doing a double) But really, they are physiologically sound for exercise. :(

Can you imagine if they made this much of a fuss over the exercise ball looking like a kids toy, and most positions bending over it look like a sexual one? Im glad the internet wasn't fast and easy to make wide spread jokes then, cause those things are beneficial.

Edit:
They have a new one of these too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE
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they also seem to be doing some weird response campaign:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVSVR-axNYA
 
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Rob Williams

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I might come off as being a buzzkill, but these commercials do nothing for me. Axe commercials have long been boring, and they just keep rehashing the same BS and trying to make it more racy.

As for that Shake Weight, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the obvious. First time I saw the commercial, I was laughing so hard that I had tears.
 

Optix

Basket Chassis
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So the next time I hear someone complaining about their arms I know what I can tell them to do and it doesn't involve 3 equal payments of $19.95.
 

madstork91

The One, The Only...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB4P_VMNGYQ

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LMAO! (related)
 

TheCrimsonStar

Tech Monkey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB4P_VMNGYQ

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LMAO! (related)

awwww I wanted to post that! :p
 

Optix

Basket Chassis
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB4P_VMNGYQ

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LMAO! (related)
BWAHAHAHAHA! I think I peed!
 
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