Nothing worse than listening to someone eat in high-definition, complete with fake sounds of overindulgence and grunting with confirmation... OK, I lie, there are things worse, but still...
Still not sure about this, would have thought contact lenses would be better, but one step at a time. I can see it now though - go to the bathroom, look down then mutter "Why does everyone want me to 'share with circle'?", screenshots were taken and his life was ruined.