Yup, those pirates are a real scourge... Lets sue people that download the movie online instead of wasting precious resources and time convicting knockoff DVD sellers on corner shops and car-boot sales that actually make money doing it... have to stop the pirates first.....
Here's a pretty picture of the future...
To recover the costs of falling sales and record profits, intermission's will be placed on DVD's every 15 mins for 30 seconds at a time, unskippable of course.... in addition to the 20 mins of Ads at the beginning as well - and product placement in-Film. Every 30 mins, infomercials will be played. Additionally, you may not play the DVD without an internet connection. If your DVD player and TV do not meet playback standards, the film will not play. Attempting to play the DVD in a none supported player will result in the film being wiped. A free copy of the film can be downloaded for your portable media player (in our proprietary TFD format, to which some (all) PMP's can not play) when you subscribe to our online film store (restrictions apply).
We're probably just a hop-skip and a jump away....
The worst part, stealing a car, writing it off in an accident and injuring/killing people in the process carries less jail time and lower fines than someone who sold a few fake DVD's..... makes me feel sick...