I think the title says it all:
http://www.inquisitr.com/27487/want-to-cook-bacon-on-your-iphone-theres-an-app-for-that/
http://www.inquisitr.com/27487/want-to-cook-bacon-on-your-iphone-theres-an-app-for-that/
I believe that if I saw someone "playing" that I would be forced to stomp on their iPhone.