The Mouse In Black
Well, you wonder why I always use the BLACK,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my Techgage seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the sprees that I go on.
I use the BLACK on the poor and to beat you down,
Makin you the hopeless, feelin so locked down,
I use it for my team who has long paid for worthless mice,
But they're feelin they are a victim of the times.
I use the BLACK for those who've never read
The manual included with the mouse that said
About the road to happiness through pain and a killspree
Why, you'd think it was talking straight to you and me
Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
With ov'r clocked procs and L.E.D.'S,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
to the right there ought 'a be a mouse that's BLACK.
I use it on the sick and wicked 1337,
For the reckless ones whose charge in looked so bleek,
I use the BLACK to leave you mournin' for the lives that could have been,
each week spending lives like they were Yen.
And, I've used it on thousands who have died,
Believen' that Mad HAX was on their side,
And I'll cause another hundred thousand to have died,
Believen' the next patch would give a place to hide.
Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me cap a man with WHITE.
Ah, I'd love to have a high DPI every day
And kick major ass in every game I play
But, until I get another where the sensors don't still lack
I'll suffer what I can, and use the mouse in BLACK
