The TechGage Joke Thread

SethQuincy

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Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
 

SethQuincy

Obliviot
This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

By the way, just in case anyone’s interested, my brother Tim is selling an undercover tonneau. If anyone’s interested, feel free to PM me.
 
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