The TechGage Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SethQuincy, Apr 23, 2018.

  1. SethQuincy

    SethQuincy Obliviot

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    Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

    A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

    The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
     
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    SethQuincy Obliviot

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    Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

    ...just five more minutes.
     
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    SethQuincy Obliviot

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    This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

    Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
     

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