The TechGage Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SethQuincy, Apr 23, 2018.

  1. SethQuincy

    SethQuincy Obliviot

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    Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

    A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

    The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
     
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    SethQuincy Obliviot

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    Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

    ...just five more minutes.
     
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    SethQuincy Obliviot

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    This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

    Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

    By the way, just in case anyone’s interested, my brother Tim is selling an undercover tonneau. If anyone’s interested, feel free to PM me.
     
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