Is this mouse for real?!

Rob Williams

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b1lk1

Tech Monkey
I am speechless. While I am a big fan of the vagina, I can't say that I want one to control my PC with since there is already a vagina in my house that tells me what to do.
 

Rob Williams

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I am speechless. While I am a big fan of the vagina, I can't say that I want one to control my PC with since there is already a vagina in my house that tells me what to do.

But with this mouse, you could right-clit the taskbar and go to Task Manager, then set your wife's priority to BelowNormal.
 

Psi*

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I am confused .... is this "mouse" a good thing or a bad thing? Academic question ... :eek:
 

Tharic-Nar

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Ok, i abstain from making any crude and witty comments.....

Fine, just the one...

Is it Plug n' Play?
 

b1lk1

Tech Monkey
Now I understand sex sells in advertising, but I don't think I have ever seen a product that was not meant to actually bring about sexual pleasure yet completely resembles something that could be used as such.
 

Kougar

Techgage Staff
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I guess this product was intended for all those single guys to help bring their digital porn collections to life...

That mouse is just appalling. :eek:
 

b1lk1

Tech Monkey
I just also realized the company making it is called "Yanko design", BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Tharic-Nar

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All you need is one of those double mounded 'wrist support' mouse mats and you'd have the perfect combo. Fortunately, the mouse is just a concept - 3D render at that, unfortunately, the mouse mat is very real...
 
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