How-To: Punch Oasis In The Face

Rob Williams

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Alright, I don't often find Cracked.com articles funny (this might be the first), but this article is well-worth a read:

In Canada yesterday, Oasis star Noel Gallagher was attacked by a fan who leapt up on stage and pushed him over. The show came to a halt for 15 minutes or so while the two brothers conferred backstage, and, I’m guessing, said “****” a lot. The duo did eventually return to the stage to finish the set, much to their fans’ delight, as they were anxious to get a chance to finish Noel off. I’m kidding of course. These were Oasis fans after all, who statistically hate Oasis less than anyone else.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/09/09/how-to-punch-oasis-in-the-face/
 
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