madmat
Soup Nazi
I'd like to thank you for the latest update to Skyrim. Prior to version 1.6 I could play this game for hours on end with just the occasional glitch or crash. Now, after this latest update, the game has become so unstable that I'm lucky to get 30 minutes of play time in before it crashes back to the desktop. Yes, I realize that I'm getting too sedentary. Yes, I realize I'm growing a bit fat. Thank you so much for turning your fine game into an unstable bag of crap so I won't be able to spend time playing it and instead be forced to emerge, fat and sloppy, from my gaming room into the real world once more.