Why Does Ron Jeremy Hate Technology?

Rob Williams

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Arguably, one of the most famous people to ever star in a pornographic movie isn't someone you're likely to immediately think of. Sure, there's the Jesse Jane's and the Jenna Jameson's, but it seems no matter how old you are, and regardless of whether you watch such films yourself, you've likely heard of Ron Jeremy. Given that he's starred in over 2,000 pornographic films, among real movies, it's hard to not know of him.

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Rob Williams

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I'd assume he'd have one modeled after a busty woman, where the nipples would be used as knobs to control the fan speed, and pressing down on the jaw would dispense KY jelly. I really have no idea, but Jeremy has some way out there tastes, so it'd be something to see.

Of course, it might just be a beige box... who knows?
 

gibbersome

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I'd assume he'd have one modeled after a busty woman, where the nipples would be used as knobs to control the fan speed, and pressing down on the jaw would dispense KY jelly. I really have no idea, but Jeremy has some way out there tastes, so it'd be something to see.

Of course, it might just be a beige box... who knows?

Lol. I don't begrudge Mr. Jeremy his outlandish tastes, he's seen some weird $#*! in his time...
 
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