Top 11 Geek Pick-Up Lines!

[Rob Williams]

11. I have so much love to give you'll have to pipe it through more.
10. Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it's you I find.
9. Do you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you'd be good at pulling cable.
8. I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
7. Would you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself. 6. You compute me.
5. Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.
4. But enough about me, let's talk about mu.
3. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
2. You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
1. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

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Good stuff

 

[Word.]

Lmao, nice.

 

[madstork91]

Hey word... which one worked on rob?

< still dancing to madonna and liking it.

 

[Rob Williams]

Oh man Stork, if I had a virtual punch.

 

[madstork91]

Use mine

 

[Bobbythecat]

Holy shit that makes me sad as I can surmise that they are Japanese....my people do some of the messed up shit for gratification. Something, which the young scholar in me understands, is quite wrong. Oh well.

I don't remember anyone using pick-up lines anywhere, actually. Do they only exist as jokes? What if the girl is also a geek and rebuffs you by saying, "You remindme of something. Oh yeah, the blue screen of death! You know how we all react when that happens..."

 

[Rob Williams]

Hmm, I wonder how that would work indeed. If you are trying to give subtle hints about wanting to break up.. you can relate her to a BSOD.

That's just way too geeky.

 

[madstork91]

says the man with his own tech site...

 

[Rob Williams]

Picture actually doing it though.

"Yeah babe, it's just that each day that passes, you feel more and more like a random BSOD.. I think we need to turn off this relationship for good."

 

[madstork91]

might be a good idea...

Actually im looking to break off from the current girl... might be a great line.

 

[Blumen]

I need to upgrade to USB 2.0, it fits better.

 

[Greg King]

Would that be:

U
Stupid
Bitch?

Maybe not but I like the joke Ciento, like it a lot.

 

[Blumen]

USB: Fun for You and Me.