Toledo cops begin selling ads on police cruisers

[Rob Williams]

The Toledo, Ohio police department needs to replace about 100 of its 140-car fleet at a time when money's tight. When budget deficits are forecast, getting funds can be a challenge, and that's what led the Toldeo department to offer cruiser sponsorships. In exchange for $15,000, the cars will have a 3 by 1 foot ad placed on the rear quarter panels.

I could come up with so many jokes about this, but I won't.

http://www.minivans.autoblog.com/2007/07/04/toledo-cops-begin-selling-ads-on-police-cruisers/

 

[UnderRAPS]

K, I'll start the jokez, how about ads for Krispy Kreme or Duncan Donuts

 

[Merlin]

Duncan?

K, I'll start the jokez, how about ads for Krispy Kreme or Duncan Donuts

Duncan yo yo make donuts?

 

[madstork91]

Duncan: If you came in you'd meet the guy giving you a ticket and be more likely to get off next time.

too long?

Duncan: Fueling them to stop you. But dont hold it against us.

 

[NicePants42]

Nike: 'Shopping late? Next time, wear Nike!' OR more simply 'RUN!!!'

Twix: 'Not going anywhere for a while?'

DD: 'Will warn for Dunkin' Donuts!'

Krispy Kreme: 'The choice of non-moving violators!'

Craftsman hand tools: 'Speedometer + Hammer = "Mechanical failure, officer" '

Good Year Tires: 'Go where Crown Victorias won't dare.' OR 'For when you just want to get the f#$k outta' there'

Tic-Tac: 'You're only as smell as you drunk'

 

[Rob Williams]

Ham pizza from Papa Johns? Did I go too low here?