Pinot noir goes best with face-eating

[Rob Williams]

In case you plan to spend your afterlife as a zombie, it'd help to know the best wine pairings with various part of the body. Maynard Keenan of Tool owns a winery, and his recommended wine for eating off a face (a la bath salts guy), is a nice pinot noir - but not for the nose. Beer is better for that.

Other tips here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/15/zombie-apocalypse-wine-pairings-human-flesh_n_1585591.html

 

[madmat]

Bleh...





































































































wine

 

[Rob Williams]

LOL.

I am much more of a beer drinker, but I do like wine on occasion. Depends on the meal or situation.

 

[madmat]

I prefer beer. I'm having the damnedest time finding Moosehead here. Did the brewery burn down or something?

 

[Rob Williams]

Geez, I wish, but no. It's still here. Naish on these forums actually works there, so I'll see if he can chime in. He tends to be privy to information like that.