Pinot noir goes best with face-eating

Rob Williams · 06-18-2012, 05:56 PM

In case you plan to spend your afterlife as a zombie, it'd help to know the best wine pairings with various part of the body. Maynard Keenan of Tool owns a winery, and his recommended wine for eating off a face (a la bath salts guy), is a nice pinot noir - but not for the nose. Beer is better for that.

Other tips here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1585591.html

madmat · 06-18-2012, 07:02 PM

Bleh...

wine

Rob Williams · 06-18-2012, 07:37 PM

LOL.

I am much more of a beer drinker, but I do like wine on occasion. Depends on the meal or situation.

madmat · 06-18-2012, 08:24 PM

I prefer beer. I'm having the damnedest time finding Moosehead here. Did the brewery burn down or something?

Rob Williams · 06-18-2012, 08:43 PM

Geez, I wish, but no. It's still here. Naish on these forums actually works there, so I'll see if he can chime in. He tends to be privy to information like that.

06-18-2012, 05:56 PM	#1
Rob Williams Editor-in-Chief Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Atlantic Canada Posts: 13,231	Pinot noir goes best with face-eating In case you plan to spend your afterlife as a zombie, it'd help to know the best wine pairings with various part of the body. Maynard Keenan of Tool owns a winery, and his recommended wine for eating off a face (a la bath salts guy), is a nice pinot noir - but not for the nose. Beer is better for that. Other tips here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1585591.html __________________ Intel Core i7-990X EE @ 3.43GHz, GIGABYTE X58A-UD5, Kingston 12GB DDR3-1333, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 680 2GB Kingston HyperX 3K 240GB SSD, WD VR 1TB, WD 2TB, Seagate 2TB, LG BD-ROM, ASUS DVD-RW, Corsair 1000HX, Corsair H60 Cooler Corsair 800D, Dell 2408WFP 24", ASUS Xonar Essence STX, Gentoo (KDE 4.10, 3.7 Kernel) "Take care to get what you like, or you will be forced to like what you get!" - H.P. Baxxter <Toad772> I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do, I take it too far.

06-18-2012, 07:02 PM	#2
madmat Soup Nazi Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: No soup for you! Posts: 1,636	Bleh... wine __________________ M4N82 Deluxe Phenom II 940 Black Edition quad core @ 3.5Ghz 2x1 gig OCZ PC26400 Platinum, 2x1gig GSkill PC26400 EVGA GTX260 Buncha drives, Some other stuff, Even more stuff, If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. --Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine Sign Me!

06-18-2012, 07:37 PM	#3
Rob Williams Editor-in-Chief Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Atlantic Canada Posts: 13,231	LOL. I am much more of a beer drinker, but I do like wine on occasion. Depends on the meal or situation. __________________ Intel Core i7-990X EE @ 3.43GHz, GIGABYTE X58A-UD5, Kingston 12GB DDR3-1333, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 680 2GB Kingston HyperX 3K 240GB SSD, WD VR 1TB, WD 2TB, Seagate 2TB, LG BD-ROM, ASUS DVD-RW, Corsair 1000HX, Corsair H60 Cooler Corsair 800D, Dell 2408WFP 24", ASUS Xonar Essence STX, Gentoo (KDE 4.10, 3.7 Kernel) "Take care to get what you like, or you will be forced to like what you get!" - H.P. Baxxter <Toad772> I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do, I take it too far.

06-18-2012, 08:24 PM	#4
madmat Soup Nazi Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: No soup for you! Posts: 1,636	I prefer beer. I'm having the damnedest time finding Moosehead here. Did the brewery burn down or something? __________________ M4N82 Deluxe Phenom II 940 Black Edition quad core @ 3.5Ghz 2x1 gig OCZ PC26400 Platinum, 2x1gig GSkill PC26400 EVGA GTX260 Buncha drives, Some other stuff, Even more stuff, If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. --Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine Sign Me!

06-18-2012, 08:43 PM	#5
Rob Williams Editor-in-Chief Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Atlantic Canada Posts: 13,231	Geez, I wish, but no. It's still here. Naish on these forums actually works there, so I'll see if he can chime in. He tends to be privy to information like that. __________________ Intel Core i7-990X EE @ 3.43GHz, GIGABYTE X58A-UD5, Kingston 12GB DDR3-1333, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 680 2GB Kingston HyperX 3K 240GB SSD, WD VR 1TB, WD 2TB, Seagate 2TB, LG BD-ROM, ASUS DVD-RW, Corsair 1000HX, Corsair H60 Cooler Corsair 800D, Dell 2408WFP 24", ASUS Xonar Essence STX, Gentoo (KDE 4.10, 3.7 Kernel) "Take care to get what you like, or you will be forced to like what you get!" - H.P. Baxxter <Toad772> I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do, I take it too far.

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