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Rob Williams
03-19-2006, 03:24 PM
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

I want to know just how drunk someone would have to be in order to think this would be a good idea.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
leecho7
03-19-2006, 04:49 PM
Dude, I don't care how drunk and/or intoxicated/messed up from other substances you are... that is no reason to go around and chop your wang off.

That is one crazy story.

It seems he'll prolly have a hard time in prison...
sbrehm72255
03-19-2006, 04:59 PM
That boy is going to the crazy house for sure.............that hurts just thinking about it...........
=CDU=Above
03-19-2006, 05:08 PM
Getting tazered after cutting off your own junk....now that's someone having a bad day.

The guy spells this name "Jakub". What do ya expect.
Rob Williams
03-19-2006, 06:16 PM
Gives new meaning to a cockfight.
sbrehm72255
03-19-2006, 07:21 PM
Lol....................:eek: .............And one lost the hard way.
Jakal
03-19-2006, 07:22 PM
LoL Rob!

I couldn't imagine ever doing that for any good reason.. ANY. The guy's got to have some serious problems.
madscientist327
03-19-2006, 07:50 PM
My body cringes at the mere thought! Ahh!!!!!!
dibene
03-25-2006, 12:17 AM
If anyone I'm fighting EVER lobbed his severed wang at me I'd be forced to conceed. How do I show up that move?
Rob Williams
03-25-2006, 09:46 AM
Haha yeah. It would probably stop me in my tracks, that's for sure.
DarkSynergy
03-25-2006, 12:40 PM
Good thing Mortal Kombat never picked up on that move....
LOOP
03-25-2006, 07:04 PM
I would of been a bit concerned about germs. Could be even deadlier then a real gun, if the person throwing it was infected with a contagious disease. Laugh now and you end up dieing later.......
Cool Barn
03-25-2006, 07:54 PM
Mine is far too heavy to throw :D




Hey why is my wife laughing hysterically right about now :mad:
Uc-ker
03-26-2006, 10:51 PM
One word sums up this entire thread: "Sick"

I think that word covers it all.....
Tech-Daddy
03-27-2006, 01:27 AM
Kinda reinds me of that joke, where Lorena Bobbit tossed the wang out the car window, and it hit the car behind them...

*Whap!*
Driver : "WHat the hell was that?"
Passenger : "Dunno, but did you see the size of the prick on that mosquito that just hit the window??!?!?"

:D
Angela Miller
03-27-2006, 04:21 PM
One word sums up this entire thread: "Sick"

I think that word covers it all.....

Man I totally agree with you.